Hello Glasgow - or as you would say “Are ye awright, Hen? Are you wintin’ a wee jam piece?"
I have NO idea what that means, but I’ve just seen it on a Teach Yourself Glaswegian Slang website so it must be true.
Right, here goes...
The Edinburgh Festival kicks off next month, so why not put on your cleanest trackie, jump the ticket barrier and come through for a swatch?
Please bring your Young Team and hold your wheesht during the show.
If you DO come through to the Festival, don't forget my ALL NEW show:
"THINKING BAD THOUGHTS"
8.15pm at The Stand Comedy Club
It's dead pure magic, so it it, by the way.
If you'd like to get your Frankie Vaughn's on a ticket... (Seriously? Glaswegian's say Frankie Vaughan's for hawns (hands)??) ...anyway, you can get your Frankie's on a ticket by phoning the Stand Box Office: 0131 558 7272
*SPECIAL FRINGE OFFER*
If you buy a ticket before Friday 3rd August and email me a photo of the ticket, I'll meet you in the bar opposite The Stand after the show and GET YOU A BEER. Then you can talk to me in that funny accent of yours and I’ll nod my head and smile and pretend I understand what your saying. Is that a deal?
But please remember: I am an ARTIST
And as such I should be RESPECTED at all times.
So NO tongues...
And keep your Frankie’s to yourself!