Tuesday, January 25, 2011

I Don't Know Much About Art, But I Know What I Hate...

I've just read that Queen guitar-player Brian May collects star wars memorabilia... so that’s TWO good reasons to hate him.

Like mixing your perfumes? I do. I'm wearing a dash of Katie Price and a smidgen of Victoria Beckham... I smell like a cheap whore who can’t sing.

I always record the X-Factor – so I can fast forward through all the adverts. And the singing. And the judges comments. And the end credits.

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