Tuesday, August 31, 2010
The Festival Is Over...
Like A Virgin... (Part 18)
Some of last night's glamorous locations included:
Man: In Swansea, Wales
Woman: "...in Norway, it wasn't romantic, I was drunk - it was with my dad's friend"
Man: In bed in Newcastle
Man: Southshields
Woman - Kirby (been together ever since)
Aberdeen Man - "...in a park at night in London, can't remember the name of the park"
Man - Birmingham
Man in glasses: in his parent's house in Surrey
Woman in glasses: in her parent's house in Edinburgh
Man - in York. "I don't remember anything about it"
Man - "...about 12 miles outside of Hull. It was a nice place."
American Man - Salt Lake City.
Woman - Brazil
Look at the pictures and guess who did it where:
Are You In Any Of These Photos? (Part 2)
Like A Virgin... (Part 17)
Some of Saturday night's glamorous locations included:
Man: "In a car. It was a Morris 1100. We took the roof off."
Husband: Stoke-on-Trent
Wife: Several hundred miles away!
Man: Aberdeen. I've no idea where it was.
Wife: It was in a house. I remember!
Man: On a school-trip in Russia.
Lady from Devon: Parents house.
Lady: "Can't say because my mothers sitting next to me."
Mother: Norfolk. On a pebbley beach.
Swedish Man: At home in my mother's house - with her approval. Because we're liberal.
Man: In Newcastle. Next to the Newcastle Brown ale factory. Never saw them again.
Look at the pictures and guess who did it where:
Are You In Any Of These Photos?
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Friday 27th August
Like A Virgin... (Part 16)
Man - Glasgow
Woman - London
Man from Blairgowrie - Cults, Aberdeen
Lady in white jacket - "I really, really can’t remember, it was so long ago. Maybe Devon?"
Dad (in front of cringing daughters) - "It was in Cheltenham... Cheltenham Ladies college" (Posh sex!)
Lady - "Southport... it wasn’t romantic... but I did see him again - long enough for decency"
Man - "in Oxford - in a bed. It was quite boring really".
Woman - with an Englishman she met in Greece on holiday.
Lady with large chest - Blackburn, West Lothian - "...it was very romantic" (she told us in front of her horrified husband)
Her husband - on a park bench in a small town in Fife.
Gentleman - Italy. That sounded romantic until his partner said...
Woman - "...it as by the sea, near Edinburgh, in a car - a Lotus Elan!"
Friday, August 27, 2010
Like A Virgin... (Part 15)
Some of last night's glamorous locations included:
Gay Man: In the woods in Pennicook (with a woman) in a house (with a man)
Woman from N Yorkshire - in a caravan near Lincoln
Woman - in a shed, in Edinburgh
Dad (in front of family): "I was on a beach in North Berwick. It's a very lovely beach".
Trevor - "In Bedford, it was pretty grim".
Man - Luton
Woman - in a flat in Edinburgh
Cambridge man - "On Brighton beach under a full moon".
Stockbridge man - in Pearly near Surrey
Woman - Aberdeen
Look at the pictures and guess who did it where:
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Like A Virgin... (Part 14)
In my new Edinburgh Festival show ("Cruel To Be Kind" @ The Stand Comedy Club) I've been asking my audience "Where did you lose your virginity?"
Some of last night's glamorous locations included:
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
"Cruel To Be Kind" - Chortle 4 Star Review...

"Jo Caulfield - Cruel To Be Kind" - 4 Stars (from Chortle)
Jo Caulfield stands on stage at the top of the show, grasping a clipboard like an officious teacher on a school trip. It’s not the Caulfield we’re used to, more likely to be spotted in a dark, sweaty comedy club with pint in one hand and the mic in the other issuing forth with her acerbic punchlines.
But here at the Fringe she has the luxury of a sizeable audience (on a Tuesday night no less - impressive) all to herself for a whole hour. As it turns out the clipboard serves to replace the traditional stand-up’s opening of ‘give me a cheer if you’re from (insert country of choice)’ plus we get the amusing image of Caulfield doing a bit of admin as she coolly surveys her crowd.
More of the clipboard later, but the meat of the show is typical Caulfield fare, full of the assured gags of a consummate performer. For those not in the know, her stage persona is that of the cynical, slightly bitchy mate always ready to arch an eyebrow if you’re boring her and scold with her barbed wit.
It’s a persona epitomised in her story of how the tall Caulfield feels protective of her ‘little lady friends’ all a good few inches shorter than her and particularly feminine whereas she finds herself stood with a man at the bar having a ‘bloke conversation’.
It’s easy to see why she’s such a stalwart of the circuit as Caulfield’s is classic comedy of recognition, there are gasps of laughter around the room at her statement that everyone of a certain age has an annoying mate that you’ve been friends with so long that it’s got far too late to drop them. Elsewhere there’s also an uncannily accurate depiction of the office party.
Then after the straight observational gags, the icing on the sponge is a nice ‘realistic’ working of a fairytale and the culmination of her survey, researching how the Brits lose their virginity – creating a humour out of the mild embarrassment and gentle ribbing of the front row.
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Stewart Lee interview
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Who Goes To See Jo On A Saturday Night (Part 2)
Man - in some Abbey ruins.
His mother in law - "...on my wedding night hotel at The Old Waverley Hotel, Edinburgh."
Man - "... in my best friend's older sister's bedroom."
Posh lady - "... I can’t remember, there’s been so many cocks."
Mouthy lady - "... in Belfast, I think we were in a bed.'
Man - Sheffield
Woman - in Wales by the sea
Man - "...in my Aunties bedroom in Glasgow."
Man - in Dundee (went all the way from Kent to Dundee.
Who Goes To See Jo On A Saturday Night?
Coaches from Ayrshire
People from Wick
Loud women from Glasgow
Quiet men from Troon
Chatty Catty’s
People from Kinloss
One man from Inverness (the fastest growing city in UK)
Aberdonians (sharing a car)
Lots of English
One Irish woman
Three people from Wales
Groups of lads
Very pretty girls
Tourists from Sweden
Travellers from New Zealand
Comedy lovers from Germany
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Like A Virgin... (Part 13)
In my new Edinburgh Festival show ("Cruel To Be Kind" @ The Stand Comedy Club) I've been asking my audience "Where did you lose your virginity?"
Some of last night's glamorous locations included:
Lady - South East London ...
While her partner lost his virginity in Bournemouth.
Woman - "it was in Richmond. In my husband to-be's accommodation. We were probably listening to Mahler's 4th".
Girl - "first with a boy in Leeds, then with a girl in Harrogate".
Girl - Chorley, near Manchester.
3 lovely drunk girls - Manchester, Newcastle and Darlington ("...I was dead nervous and kept putting it off. We finally did it in his single bed, listening to the Red Hot Chilli Peppers")
Distinguished looking gentleman - Norwich
Man - Maidstone in Kent ("in and out, job done")
Check-shirt Man - in Birmingham "and the music that was playing was Leonard Cohen"
Nicholas Parsons (host of Just A Minute) - "...in Glasgow. She was beautiful, absolutely lovely"


