I’ve got an American friend staying with me right now.
I said if you’re ever in the UK come and stay – she thought I meant it!
But whenever people come and stay they always say the same thing, “Now don’t put yourself out. We’ll just do whatever you normally do – that’ll be fine” …
So last night - we sat in a dark room - drank a bottle of wine - and cried about how shit our comedy career is going.
The Scots don't tell anyone about how nice the weather is in September!