Who goes to see Jo Caulfield on a Saturday night?
Edinburgh locals
Coaches from Ayrshire
People from Wick
Loud women from Glasgow
Quiet men from Troon
Chatty Catty’s
People from Kinloss
One man from Inverness (the fastest growing city in UK)
Aberdonians (sharing a car)
Lots of English
One Irish woman
Three people from Wales
Groups of lads
Very pretty girls
Tourists from Sweden
Travellers from New Zealand
Comedy lovers from Germany
Trendy couples
Fashionistas
A woman who thought 'Jo Caulfield' was a MAN! (I heard her)
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