Friday, August 13, 2010

Like A Virgin... (Part 8)

My favourite audience stories tonight were:

The Mum who told us, in front of her daughters, how she lost her virginity in a seaside resort, near St Andrews, in Fife. This excited most of the men in the audience because St Andrews is where golf was invented. They were several shouts of "Hole in one!"

I also liked the blonde lady who said she did it "in Sheffield. I just did the job and moved on." This excited most of the men in the audience because they were still thinking about golf.

Was my first time (a) on an airplane, (b) somewhere near Wigan or (c) up Carlton Hill?


Am I (a) a classy French lady who lost her virginity on a Parisian rooftop garden or am I (b) a classy lady who likes 'posh sex' in Richmond?


Was it in (a) London, (b) Birmingham, (c) Blackpool, (d) Tunbridge Wells or (e) Windermere?
And was it (a) legal, (b) illegal or (c) highly illegal and very dangerous?

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