Sunday, August 08, 2010

Like A Virgin... (Part 2)

In my new Edinburgh Festival show ("Cruel To Be Kind" @ The Stand Comedy Club) I've been asking my audience "Where did you lose your virginity?"

Some of the glamorous locations included...

Northallerton, North Yorkshire (a lovely lady told us her story, as her kids sat and cringed)
In a field outside Aberdeen
Up Carlton Hill in Edinburgh (what is it with Scottish people and sex outdoors?)
In an apartment in Washington DC
While travelling in Australia
In a factory
In East Kilbride (been together 30 years - aaaah)
Behind a bus shelter - aaagh!

Go on, guess which one did it behind a bus shelter:

Was it me?

Where did we do it?

Am I a bit of a player?

Are we a couple of swingers?

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