In my Edinburgh Festival show ("Cruel To Be Kind" @ The Stand Comedy Club) I've been asking my audience "Where did you lose your virginity?"
Some of last night's glamorous locations included:
Man: In Swansea, Wales
Woman: "...in Norway, it wasn't romantic, I was drunk - it was with my dad's friend"
Man: In bed in Newcastle
Man: Southshields
Woman - Kirby (been together ever since)
Aberdeen Man - "...in a park at night in London, can't remember the name of the park"
Man - Birmingham
Man in glasses: in his parent's house in Surrey
Woman in glasses: in her parent's house in Edinburgh
Man - in York. "I don't remember anything about it"
Man - "...about 12 miles outside of Hull. It was a nice place."
American Man - Salt Lake City.
Woman - Brazil
Look at the pictures and guess who did it where:
Hull or Salt Lake City?
In a park late at night?
Brazilian?
Daddies friend?
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