Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Like A Virgin... (Part 17)

In my Edinburgh Festival show ("Cruel To Be Kind" @ The Stand Comedy Club) I've been asking my audience "Where did you lose your virginity?"

Some of Saturday night's glamorous locations included:

Man: "In a car. It was a Morris 1100. We took the roof off."

Husband: Stoke-on-Trent

Wife: Several hundred miles away!

Man: Aberdeen. I've no idea where it was.

Wife: It was in a house. I remember!

Man: On a school-trip in Russia.

Lady from Devon: Parents house.

Lady: "Can't say because my mothers sitting next to me."

Mother: Norfolk. On a pebbley beach.

Swedish Man: At home in my mother's house - with her approval. Because we're liberal.

Man: In Newcastle. Next to the Newcastle Brown ale factory. Never saw them again.

Look at the pictures and guess who did it where:

Stoke-On-Trent or Aberdeen?

Newcastle or Russia?

Norfolk or Devon?

On the beach or in the car?

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