In my Edinburgh Festival show ("Cruel To Be Kind" @ The Stand Comedy Club) I've been asking my audience "Where did you lose your virginity?"
Some of Saturday night's glamorous locations included:
Man: "In a car. It was a Morris 1100. We took the roof off."
Husband: Stoke-on-Trent
Wife: Several hundred miles away!
Man: Aberdeen. I've no idea where it was.
Wife: It was in a house. I remember!
Man: On a school-trip in Russia.
Lady from Devon: Parents house.
Lady: "Can't say because my mothers sitting next to me."
Mother: Norfolk. On a pebbley beach.
Swedish Man: At home in my mother's house - with her approval. Because we're liberal.
Man: In Newcastle. Next to the Newcastle Brown ale factory. Never saw them again.
Look at the pictures and guess who did it where:
Stoke-On-Trent or Aberdeen?
Newcastle or Russia?
Norfolk or Devon?
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