Saturday, August 28, 2010

Like A Virgin... (Part 16)

Where did tonight's audience lose their virginity?


Man - Glasgow


Woman - London


Man from Blairgowrie - Cults, Aberdeen


Lady in white jacket - "I really, really can’t remember, it was so long ago. Maybe Devon?"


Dad (in front of cringing daughters) - "It was in Cheltenham... Cheltenham Ladies college" (Posh sex!)


Lady - "Southport... it wasn’t romantic... but I did see him again - long enough for decency"


Man - "in Oxford - in a bed. It was quite boring really".


Woman - with an Englishman she met in Greece on holiday.


Lady with large chest - Blackburn, West Lothian - "...it was very romantic" (she told us in front of her horrified husband)


Her husband - on a park bench in a small town in Fife.


Gentleman - Italy. That sounded romantic until his partner said...

Woman - "...it as by the sea, near Edinburgh, in a car - a Lotus Elan!"


In Greece on holiday...

...or on a park bench in Fife?

In a car or in a bed?

Cheltenham Ladies College?


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