In my new Edinburgh Festival show ("Cruel To Be Kind" @ The Stand Comedy Club) I've been asking my audience "Where did you lose your virginity?"
Some of last night's glamorous locations included:
Lorna: It was in a potato field in Ayrshire.
Me: Did you see him again?
Lorna: I married him
Woman - in a beach car park in East Lothian
Woman - I don't remember (even though she was sitting with the man!)
Me: A KFC?
Dad: No, Kentucky USA. She was older than me.
Me: Did she seduce you?
Dad: I was stoned.
Daughter: Oooh Dad!
Barry - it was in Soho.
Jackie - The Canary Islands.
Frenchman - "I did it in England many, many times."
Scotsman - "I can't remember but I'm doing it again tonight!"
Potato Field or Car Park?
Am I French or Scottish?
Have I been to Kentucky?