In my new Edinburgh Festival show ("Cruel To Be Kind" @ The Stand Comedy Club) I've been asking my audience "Where did you lose your virginity?"
Some of last night's glamorous locations included:
Lady - South East London ...
While her partner lost his virginity in Bournemouth.
Woman - "it was in Richmond. In my husband to-be's accommodation. We were probably listening to Mahler's 4th".
Girl - "first with a boy in Leeds, then with a girl in Harrogate".
Girl - Chorley, near Manchester.
3 lovely drunk girls - Manchester, Newcastle and Darlington ("...I was dead nervous and kept putting it off. We finally did it in his single bed, listening to the Red Hot Chilli Peppers")
Distinguished looking gentleman - Norwich
Man - Maidstone in Kent ("in and out, job done")
Check-shirt Man - in Birmingham "and the music that was playing was Leonard Cohen"
Nicholas Parsons (host of Just A Minute) - "...in Glasgow. She was beautiful, absolutely lovely"