Saturday, August 21, 2010

Like A Virgin... (Part 13)

In my new Edinburgh Festival show ("Cruel To Be Kind" @ The Stand Comedy Club) I've been asking my audience "Where did you lose your virginity?"

Some of last night's glamorous locations included:

Lady - South East London ...

While her partner lost his virginity in Bournemouth.

Woman - "it was in Richmond. In my husband to-be's accommodation. We were probably listening to Mahler's 4th".

Girl - "first with a boy in Leeds, then with a girl in Harrogate".

Girl - Chorley, near Manchester.

3 lovely drunk girls - Manchester, Newcastle and Darlington ("...I was dead nervous and kept putting it off. We finally did it in his single bed, listening to the Red Hot Chilli Peppers")

Distinguished looking gentleman - Norwich

Man - Maidstone in Kent ("in and out, job done")

Check-shirt Man - in Birmingham "and the music that was playing was Leonard Cohen"

Nicholas Parsons (host of Just A Minute) - " Glasgow. She was beautiful, absolutely lovely"

Now take a look at the pictures and guess who told which story:

Norwich, Bournemouth or Maidstone?

Which one likes the Red Hot Chilli Peppers?

Leeds or Harrogate?

Mahler's 4th or Leonard Cohen?

1 comment:

TommyDGNR8 said...

Shagging to Leonard Cohen? Sounds like a serial killer in the making.