Friday, May 22, 2009

Smile Please!

Everybody's got a camera nowadays.

I think between the years 1979 and 1997 the only time I took a photo was on holiday - and I still haven't developed half of them.

But nowadays everyone's taking snaps with mobile phones and sending me the picture.

To be honest, I can never be bothered downloading them. I delete them straight away.

And I've read that 8 out of 10 people do the same thing.

So please remember that the next time you send someone a photo of your baby - there's an 80% chance the person at the other end is going, "Oh, who fucking cares? I can't be doing with this crap!" - DELETE!

Anyway, we know what your baby will look like - it'll look like you - but with less hair.

Oh sorry, that's your husband I'm thinking of.

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