Tuesday, August 31, 2010

The Festival Is Over...

...for another year.

Busy last couple of days - interviewed Tom Binns and Steve Bennett for forthcoming podcast - went to see Tom Binns as Ian D Montfort - went to see Dan Antopolski's show 'Turn of the Century' - went to The Stand rap party - went to H&M and bought a ring - went to Topshop and bought 2 tops ...

And that's Jazz! Welcome To Crazy Town.

Me and comedian Tom Binns (as his character Sunderland psychic Ian D Montfort - standing in front of a poster for his other character Ivan Brackenbury)

Me with Steve Bennett - the man behind The Chortle comedy website (www.chortle.co.uk) before I interviewed him for a forthcoming podcast.

Me and Jerry (my sound techie) - on the last night he whipped out his guitar and played us out with a great version of Cruel To Be Kind.

Edinburgh Festival - all done for another year.

Like A Virgin... (Part 18)

In my Edinburgh Festival show ("Cruel To Be Kind" @ The Stand Comedy Club) I've been asking my audience "Where did you lose your virginity?"


Some of last night's glamorous locations included:


Man: In Swansea, Wales

Woman: "...in Norway, it wasn't romantic, I was drunk - it was with my dad's friend"


Man: In bed in Newcastle

Man: Southshields


Woman - Kirby (been together ever since)


Aberdeen Man - "...in a park at night in London, can't remember the name of the park"


Man - Birmingham


Man in glasses: in his parent's house in Surrey

Woman in glasses: in her parent's house in Edinburgh


Man - in York. "I don't remember anything about it"


Man - "...about 12 miles outside of Hull. It was a nice place."


American Man - Salt Lake City.


Woman - Brazil


Look at the pictures and guess who did it where:


Hull or Salt Lake City?

In a park late at night?

Brazilian?

Daddies friend?

Are You In Any Of These Photos? (Part 2)

Are you in any of these photos?

If you are, you can win FREE TICKETS to a future Jo Caulfield show.

Simply send an email to jocaulfield@yahoo.com
telling me (a) which night you were there (all photos were date stampted)
and (b) what happened at the end of the show.

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Like A Virgin... (Part 17)

In my Edinburgh Festival show ("Cruel To Be Kind" @ The Stand Comedy Club) I've been asking my audience "Where did you lose your virginity?"


Some of Saturday night's glamorous locations included:


Man: "In a car. It was a Morris 1100. We took the roof off."


Husband: Stoke-on-Trent

Wife: Several hundred miles away!


Man: Aberdeen. I've no idea where it was.

Wife: It was in a house. I remember!


Man: On a school-trip in Russia.


Lady from Devon: Parents house.


Lady: "Can't say because my mothers sitting next to me."

Mother: Norfolk. On a pebbley beach.


Swedish Man: At home in my mother's house - with her approval. Because we're liberal.


Man: In Newcastle. Next to the Newcastle Brown ale factory. Never saw them again.


Look at the pictures and guess who did it where:


Stoke-On-Trent or Aberdeen?

Newcastle or Russia?

Norfolk or Devon?

On the beach or in the car?


Are You In Any Of These Photos?

Are you in any of these photos?

If you are, you can win FREE TICKETS to a future Jo Caulfield show.

Simply send an email to jocaulfield@yahoo.com
telling me (a) which night you were there (all photos were date stampted)
and (b) what happened at the end of the show

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Saturday, August 28, 2010

Friday 27th August

Me and comedian Stephen Carlin
after I'd interviewed him.

Me and Pink Floyd/Roxy Music bass player Guy Pratt
just before our interview.

Lot of great comedy shows at The Stand this year.

Like A Virgin... (Part 16)

Where did tonight's audience lose their virginity?


Man - Glasgow


Woman - London


Man from Blairgowrie - Cults, Aberdeen


Lady in white jacket - "I really, really can’t remember, it was so long ago. Maybe Devon?"


Dad (in front of cringing daughters) - "It was in Cheltenham... Cheltenham Ladies college" (Posh sex!)


Lady - "Southport... it wasn’t romantic... but I did see him again - long enough for decency"


Man - "in Oxford - in a bed. It was quite boring really".


Woman - with an Englishman she met in Greece on holiday.


Lady with large chest - Blackburn, West Lothian - "...it was very romantic" (she told us in front of her horrified husband)


Her husband - on a park bench in a small town in Fife.


Gentleman - Italy. That sounded romantic until his partner said...

Woman - "...it as by the sea, near Edinburgh, in a car - a Lotus Elan!"


In Greece on holiday...

...or on a park bench in Fife?

In a car or in a bed?

Cheltenham Ladies College?